SMS Jokes
Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.
Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them
Q : How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”
Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills
Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking
Q : Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain
Q : Why did the blonde dye her hair red?
A : Instant Intelligence!
Q : Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A : Because they can spell it
Q : Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A : It took her months to figure out she could use it at night!
Q : Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
A : Because it said “concentrate”
Q : What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A : A dope ring
Q : Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
A : Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter
Q : What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
Q: What are two reasons why blondes don’t mind their own business?
A : No mind. No business
Q :Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
A : Because below 18 was not allowed
Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, “Tokyo Disneyland Left”, so they turned around and went home