Salary Theorem

Filed under: Funny Thoughts — Miks January 7, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
The “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.”
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power
Postulate 2: Time is Money
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since: Knowledge = Power &  Time = Money
Therefore: Knowledge = Work/Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. Ignorance really pays……
” IGNORANCE IS BLISS “

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