Dream to Kiss Aishwarya Rai

Musharraf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly
there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel.The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed.
Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is RED from an apparent
slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:
These people are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharraf must have
tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharraf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
slapped.

Musharraf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap Musharraf again..