Naughty SMS

CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPA:i know to sub janta hai
CHILD:i dont know
PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai
CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga

Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at night I don’t sleep coz I’m hungry.

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai.

Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote
Chand to tu hai hi … sitaare bhee saath hote

Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jagha na mile

Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!

Suna hai ishq me
Logo ki neend ur jati hai
Koi humse bhi to ishq karke dekhe
Hume neend bahut aati hai….