Funny SMS
- Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat
down jehi karti.
-In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
- If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything
beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai
Girl: Ladka to theek hai
but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha
chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch
gadbad hai.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”