SMS (kya cool hain….
‘Are U going to help?’ asked his friend.
‘No, 6 should be enough.’
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
wahi Question compulsory hote hai Read more…
Twenty-20 - World Cup Final Post match presentation interview
In the post-match presentation..
Ravi Shastri to Dhoni “Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guyshave produced a great nail biting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us.” Read more…
Best Hell in the world
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do
they do here?” He told,” First they put you in an electric chair for
anhour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.” Read more…
Women’s poem
He didn’t like the curry
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make. Read more…
ClassiC DefinitionS & CooL MeaningS
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other
. 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more ! popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”. Read more…