Om Shanti Om (Video/Song - Ajab si)
Wife & Whisky
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what Happened.”I did a terrible thing ,” sniffed the drunk, “Just a few hours ago I sold my Wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort.” A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what Happened. Read more…
Orkut Testimonials (Love)
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Orkut Testimonials
Trust me…U r!!!!
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see…..i was rite na! Read more…
Tommorow never comes
It’s not a promise to anyone,
that there will be tomorrow,
for if tomorrow never comes,
you might get only sorrow. Read more…
Funny SMS
- Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat
down jehi karti.
-In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya! Read more…
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya! Read more…
Romantic SMS
If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love,
then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical. Read more…
