Naughty SMS

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever - What comes
first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Sardar———————–: Very long!

Sardar went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye