What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks:
“Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time
Wife replies: Read more…
Khud Ko Is Dil Main Basane Ki Ijazat Day Do
Mujh Ko Tum Apna Bananay Ki Ijazat Day Do
Tum Meri Zindagi Ka Ek Haseen Lamha Ho
Phoolon Say Khud Ko Sajanay Ki Ijazat Day Do Read more…
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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
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Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
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A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light.
When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate
attention to her case as she was due to be back in class.
The judge looked at her sternly and said: “So you’re a schoolteacher.
I am about to realize a lifelong ambition. You sit down at that table
over there and write ‘I went through a stop sign.’
FIVE HUNDRED TIMES
Jay : Mausi, ladka Sfotware Company mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??
Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal Tech Mahindra me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai…
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Tech Mahindra mein hi hai.. Read more…
