Santa: today I made a fool of water?
Banta: how did you do that?
Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with cold water
Santa: My wife is still scared of water
Banta: how come?
Santa: yesterday when i went home,
she was in the bath tub with the security guard!! Read more…
1)Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
2) Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi krwa diyo. Read more…
I Apologise… For all the mean things I might have said.
I Apologise… For all the things I did or didn’t do.
I Apologise.. .If I ever ignored you.
I Apologise… If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.
I Apologise… If I ever thought I was better than you.
I Apologise… For everything wrong I’ve ever done. Read more…
Cast: Shahid Kapoor, Kareena Kapoor, Tarun Arora, Dara Singh, Pawan Malhotra, Kiran Juneja, Divya Seth.
Director: Imtiaz Ali
Music: Pritam
Finally Shahid and Kareena’s crackling chemistry can be seen in cracker form in this Movie . You will find something really fresh Indian cinema ,forget the stories of Shahid & Kareena’s breakup. As per the saying goes : Opposites attract. These two are opposites. There is some sort of chemistry between them.
Aditya (Shahid Kapoor) is a young industrialist who has a whole lot of personal and professional problems. His mother left his father for another man, his father passed away, the company which his father left behind is in the pits and the last straw comes in the form of his girlfriend getting married to someone else. Completely dejected and not knowing what to do, he enters a train on its way to Delhi. Read more…