Q: Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
A: They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.
Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch.
Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!
Billionaire Mukesh Ambani on Monday became the richest person in the world, surpassing American software czar Bill Gates, Mexican business tycoon Carlos Slim Helu and famous investment guru Warren Buffett, courtesy the bull run in the stock market.
Following a strong share price rally on in his three group companies, India’s most valued firm Reliance Industries, Reliance Petroleum and Reliance Industrial Infrastructure Ltd, the net worth of Mukesh Ambani rose to $63.2 billion (Rs 2,49,108 crore). Read more…