Marriage SMS

1) Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match. Husb says: ‘Disgusting. It was ALL
OVER in 4 minutes’. Wife comments: “NOW you know how I Feel.?

2) Q: Which is the most dificult sport in the world to watch? Ans: Women’s
doubles tennis because nine balls bounce at a time and u r in confusion which
one to watch…

3) Sex ke baad ladka ladki se bola, Ab tumhe wo hoga jise log ‘baccha’ kahte
hain. ladki boli, Aur tumhe wo hoga jise log “AIDS” kehte hain..