SHAADI SHUDA KI DAASTAN
Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi.. Read more…
Best Lovers from Kamasutra Land India
In a recent global survey conducted by an University research group and some NGOs amongst the developed and developing and some third world countries a lot of remarkable and a few astonishing facts were observed while surveying satisfaction levels of a sexual relationship amongst hetero-partners. Read more…
Pakistani, Bangladeshi and Indian
Pakistani, Bangladeshi and Indian are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says “In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don’t need to drink from the same one twice.”
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says “In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don’t need to drink out of the same glass twice either.”
The Indian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi.
He says “In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi that we don’t need to drink with the same ones twice.”
Going to Propose a Girl ?
Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her…
1) Nahi…….. ……… ???
2) Chiiiii….. Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare….. ..
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ….
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai….
5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao…
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai…. Read more…
Newton in Romantic Mood
Universal law of Love:
” Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”
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First law of Love:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. “
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Second law of Love:
” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ”
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Third law of Love:
” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping .”
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