Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”
“But I could be dead by then!”
“No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment. ”
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Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
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-Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
-Man who run in front of car get tyred.
-Man who run behind car get exhausted.
-Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
-Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
-Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
-Man with one chopstick go hungry.
-Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
-Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Read more…
Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview. The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked? Banta says, “Oh, about 8 to 10 feet.” The boss says, “Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you’re no miner!” Read more…
O haseena o neelampari
Kargai kaise jaadugari
Neend en aankhon se cheen li
haaye Dil mein bechainiya hai bhari
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Kargai kaise jaadugari
Neend en aankhon se cheen li
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Riya Sen hot sexy was seen in a body fit dress in some late night party the dress she was wearing was not enough to cover her whole body completely with inner wears visible through her dress.
