Are you lazy and indolent or are you continuously on the go, utilize every minute to the
maximum? If you do the same as the 1st cateogary says , that shows there are a lot of very obvious things you can do to improve, but in this article I want to concentrate on those of us who are already using our time constructively and examine how you can squeeze even more from your day.
You may think that your life is so full that this is impossible, let me tell you how I used
my time and realised that there was still some room for improvement. Here’s what I discovered. Read more…

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. Read more…

1) 5 lovly words-”i’ll top my class
4 pleasant words-’I'll work hard”
3 sweet words-”i luv studyin”
2 spl words-”my books”
1 imp word-”LATER” …

2) Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
“There was a Cold Day”… Read more…

–An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: “Aaaah at last I visited
the red sea!!!!”

–Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,
The first Cockroach asked: “Raid???”
The second Cockroach replied: “No, Shoe!!!”

–An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?
He didn’t want to talk to her!!!

– A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?
He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!! Read more…

Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
 
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I like U,
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?
 
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Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!
 
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Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
 
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Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…
 
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He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
 
“I”m a bottle of wine!”
 
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Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khate mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…
 
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Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho…

Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho…

Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho…

Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho… 

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho…

Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho…

Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho…

Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho…

Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho  

Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho…

Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai, unme hi khush raho… 

aane wale pal ka pata nahi… sapno mein hi khush raho…

Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho