Just for Fun (Funny Quotes)
–An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: “Aaaah at last I visited
the red sea!!!!”
–Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,
The first Cockroach asked: “Raid???”
The second Cockroach replied: “No, Shoe!!!”
–An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?
He didn’t want to talk to her!!!
– A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?
He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!!
– Policeman caught a drunk man & asked: “Why your eyes are red?”, The
drunk man replied: “Actually i drunk tomato sauce while i was
sleeping!!!”
–Two mad people were fighting on motorcycle, why?
They were arguing about ‘who will sit near the window’!!!
– “If winners never quit and quitters never win then who came up
with the saying ‘quit while you’re ahead’?”
– If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes
enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.
– Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?
– God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before
a masterpiece!
– Heaven won’t have me and hells afraid I’ll take over!
– Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.
– One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is 2 stubborn to ask for directions.
– Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where
the heck is my ceiling!
– They say true love hides behind every Corner…I must be walking
in Circles!
– — 4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep ……………………..