ALCOHOL FUNNY CAR FART : Right after you have a bunch of alcohol, you let one loose.
ASS BLASTER FART : Like an M80 exploding in your ass.
THE ATOM BOMB FART : The atom bomb fart is loud as heck, and it smells bad too. Also results in a big explosion, and everyone falls to the ground. Read more…
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together. Read more…
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O’er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh Read more…
“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher. The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked. “Sure,” said the young boy confidently. “It means carrying a child.”
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I’m not saying our new receptionist is dumb, but this is how she filled out her insurance forms:
Date of Birth: January 12, 1978
Weight: 6 pounds, 10 ounces
Height: 20 inches
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A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that
there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual
caps-lock problem.
“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows
stars,” she says.
“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician
explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be
able to read your password.”
“Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one
standing behind me.” Read more…