Funny MMS on boss’s cellphone
Jokes
“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher. The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked. “Sure,” said the young boy confidently. “It means carrying a child.”
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I’m not saying our new receptionist is dumb, but this is how she filled out her insurance forms:
Date of Birth: January 12, 1978
Weight: 6 pounds, 10 ounces
Height: 20 inches
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Blonde jokes
A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that
there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual
caps-lock problem.
“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows
stars,” she says.
“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician
explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be
able to read your password.”
“Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one
standing behind me.” Read more…
Happy New Year SMS 2008
Happy new year SMS
Keep the smile
Leave the tear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Be joyous, coz
It’s new year!
Happy new year 2008
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As u make promises to enter into a new bond on the special day I wish u everlasting happiness surrounded by inner love.
Happy new year 2008