Blonde jokes

A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that
there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual
caps-lock problem.

“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows
stars,” she says.

“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician
explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be
able to read your password.”
“Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one
standing behind me.”

Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave
the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up
when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that
for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service.
So, when the Blonde fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his
beard.
When the station arrived, the Blonde was woken up, and he went home.
Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when
he saw the mirror.
“What is the matter?” Says his wife.
He replied, “The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken
up someone else.