1. Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
   Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
   Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
   Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage…
2. Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
   pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
   paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
   dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki…
3. Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
   lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
   waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
   bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
4. Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
   Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
   Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
   Ham khud kaise kahe ki
   hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
5. Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
   Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
   Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
   Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
6. Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
   Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
   Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
   Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain. Read more…

1. Q:Wat is luv?
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   A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
   n d most amazing thing
   is tat u still luv them
   wid every broken piece…!
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2. A word to say, a word to hear
   Even in ur absence i feel u near
   R relation is strong..hope it goes long
   v wil remain d same til d life goes on!
3. U may miss me
   U may ignore me
   U may even forget me
   But one day if u wanna c me
   Dont search, just c ur shadow
   i wil be thr…Trust Me!!
4. I’ll stand here 4ever,
   If 4ever’s what it takes,
   because u r my 4ever,
   and 4ever always waits….. Read more…

 
1. The typical lovemaking session lasts around 15 minutes: roughly 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and around 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse.
 
2. Humans aren’t the only horny members of the animal kingdom doing it just for fun. Dolphins and a type of chimpanzee called the bonobo have also been observed engaging in sexual activity when they are not in their natural reproductive cycles.
 
3. While Viagra has made erectile dysfunction (affecting 10 to 12 percent of men) a household phrase, the opposite problem — premature ejaculation — is more common (affecting 24 to 27 percent of men). The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is currently reviewing a drug called dapoxetine as a cure for this problem.
 
4. Crank up that thermostat.. . orgasms may be more intense in warmer conditions. The degree of vasocongestion, reddening or darkeing of the skin known as the “sex flush,” is both more common in warmer temperatures and an indication of how intense an orgasm may be. Read more…

A very ’straight and honest’ girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in Town and if you’re looking for a match there, you must take note of the following the requirements mother set for you. You must find a man that is faithful’, ‘thrifty’ and must be a ‘virgin’.

With this advice from her mother, the girl went to Town. After some months later, she came home to get her mother’s blessings to marry.

“Mother, I’ve met the my match following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around. Isn’t that being faithful?” Read more…

1. 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning… i love you
   
2. I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest
   
3. if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone…
   
4. It is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away
   
5. R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u
   
6. Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i’m ur’s 4ever b mine my baby “I LOVE U”
   
7. ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!
   
8. baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to … YOU
   
9. one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?
   
10. When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!
    
11. there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me,my sweet angel
    
12. I am in da emergency room now talk’n to da doctor he says it doesn’t look good he says I am going to die… If I ever stop loving YOU!

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. 
The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. 

They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! Read more…

Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, “What is three times three?”

“274″ was his reply.

The doctor worriedly says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?”

“Tuesday” replies the second man. Read more…