Impressive Interview Questions and Answers…..

Filed under: Funny Thoughts — Miks January 9, 2008 @ 6:33 pm

Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

“I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”
Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?”

The candidate who was selected answered ” I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir” . Read more…

Love,Lust,Marriage

Filed under: Funny Thoughts, Family and Relationship — Miks @ 6:28 pm

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called “making love.”
LUST - When intercourse is called “screwing.”
MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot?
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. Read more…

Humour : How True

Filed under: Funny Thoughts — Miks @ 6:24 pm

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. 

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.  Read more…