Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together. Read more…
Happy new year SMS
Keep the smile
Leave the tear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Be joyous, coz
It’s new year!
Happy new year 2008
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As u make promises to enter into a new bond on the special day I wish u everlasting happiness surrounded by inner love.
Happy new year 2008
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
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Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.
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Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night. Read more…
1) 5 lovly words-”i’ll top my class
4 pleasant words-’I'll work hard”
3 sweet words-”i luv studyin”
2 spl words-”my books”
1 imp word-”LATER” …
2) Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
“There was a Cold Day”… Read more…
–An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: “Aaaah at last I visited
the red sea!!!!”
–Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,
The first Cockroach asked: “Raid???”
The second Cockroach replied: “No, Shoe!!!”
–An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?
He didn’t want to talk to her!!!
– A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?
He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!! Read more…
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
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I like U,
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?
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Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!
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Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
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Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…
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He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”
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Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khate mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…
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Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.
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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a
sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer
and more beautiful.
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Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings
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May your spirit be uplifted
by the cool, crisp autumn air.
May your heart be warmed by moments
filled with special joys to share…
May your soul be touched by wonder
at the treasures to be found…
as you celebrate Thanksgiving
and the beauty all around
1) Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match. Husb says: ‘Disgusting. It was ALL
OVER in 4 minutes’. Wife comments: “NOW you know how I Feel.?
2) Q: Which is the most dificult sport in the world to watch? Ans: Women’s
doubles tennis because nine balls bounce at a time and u r in confusion which
one to watch… Read more…
1) 5 lovly words-”i’ll top my class
4 pleasant words-’I'll work hard”
3 sweet words-”i luv studyin”
2 spl words-”my books”
1 imp word-”LATER” …
2) In india,we hav only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN,why?
Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY