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So you’re glad you’re a chick? Well, I’m glad I’m a guy.
So have a seat, missy, and I’ll tell ya why
I’m so glad I’m a man, I could stand and applaud
That I don’t have to live life as a broad.

There’s honor and not shame for me when I get laid.
I can get head in a restaurant booth.
Mechanics will (usually) tell me the truth.
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Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast n dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy diwali”

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Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka….
Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho…
“Happy diwali”

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Aaj se aap ke yahan…
Dhan… Ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka… Vas… Ho,
Sankatto ka…. Nash… Ho
Har dil par aapka… Raj… Ho,
Unnati ka sar par… Taj… Ho,
Ghar me shanti ka…. Vas… Ho
* Happy diwali *

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Deepawali ka ye paawan tyohar,
Jeevan mein laye khushiya aapar,
Laxmi ji viraje aapke dwar,
Subhkamnayen hamari karen sweekar!!
Wish u & ur family happy diwali

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Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Aap humko hum aapko yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai
Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe
“Happy diwali

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Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali

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For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj,
Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki dhero shubh kamanaye

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“,”‘,’”,this “,”,”,”””,,
is god’s rain”,,,”
of
“,’,’blessings”‘’”,
may it wash away
all ur troubles &
keep u happy…..
“happy diwali &
a prosperous year”’

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Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to diwali aagai..

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Diwali parva hai khushiyon ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka…Iss diwali aapka
zindagi khushiyon se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho.
Happy Diwali.

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Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali.

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“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….

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Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
” Happy Diwali”

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I pray to god to give u

Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
Aur sneh.
Shubh diwali…

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Depawali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.

Ish tihar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.
 

 
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2.The way their heads always
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