1. 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning… i love you
   
2. I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest
   
3. if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone…
   
4. It is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away
   
5. R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u
   
6. Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i’m ur’s 4ever b mine my baby “I LOVE U”
   
7. ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!
   
8. baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to … YOU
   
9. one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?
   
10. When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!
    
11. there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me,my sweet angel
    
12. I am in da emergency room now talk’n to da doctor he says it doesn’t look good he says I am going to die… If I ever stop loving YOU!

A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that
there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual
caps-lock problem.

“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows
stars,” she says.

“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician
explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be
able to read your password.”
“Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one
standing behind me.” Read more…

Happy new year SMS
Keep the smile
Leave the tear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Be joyous, coz
It’s new year!
Happy new year 2008

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As u make promises to enter into a new bond on the special day I wish u everlasting happiness surrounded by inner love.
Happy new year 2008

Read more…

1) 5 lovly words-”i’ll top my class
4 pleasant words-’I'll work hard”
3 sweet words-”i luv studyin”
2 spl words-”my books”
1 imp word-”LATER” …

2) Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
“There was a Cold Day”… Read more…

–An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: “Aaaah at last I visited
the red sea!!!!”

–Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,
The first Cockroach asked: “Raid???”
The second Cockroach replied: “No, Shoe!!!”

–An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?
He didn’t want to talk to her!!!

– A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?
He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!! Read more…

Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
 
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I like U,
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?
 
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Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!
 
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Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
 
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Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…
 
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He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
 
“I”m a bottle of wine!”
 
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Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khate mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…
 
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Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.