Funny SMS
1)Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
2) Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi krwa diyo. Read more…
I Apologise
I Apologise… For all the mean things I might have said.
I Apologise… For all the things I did or didn’t do.
I Apologise.. .If I ever ignored you.
I Apologise… If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.
I Apologise… If I ever thought I was better than you.
I Apologise… For everything wrong I’ve ever done. Read more…
Shayari
Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi..
par uski laash muskurate huyi mili…
bhagwan ne poocha aisa kyun, sardar ne kaha- mujhe laga
koi PHOTO KHEECH raha hai” Read more…
koi PHOTO KHEECH raha hai” Read more…
Diwali SMS
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health,Happy Diwali…
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali
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Cool SMS
-The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her
children alike, right down to the youngest baby.
“When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so we wouldn’t
lose any of them.”
“Now,” she added, looking around at her brood of nine, “I dress them
alike so we won’t pick up any that don’t belong to us.” Read more…
Women (If You……)
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don’t you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don’t, you are good for nothing. Read more…
Cool SMS
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
************ ********* ********* *****
Husband asks:
“Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time
Wife replies: Read more…