One Happy Judge
A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light.
When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate
attention to her case as she was due to be back in class.
The judge looked at her sternly and said: “So you’re a schoolteacher.
I am about to realize a lifelong ambition. You sit down at that table
over there and write ‘I went through a stop sign.’
FIVE HUNDRED TIMES
New sholay : scene ( viru ke rishtee ki baat )
Jay : Mausi, ladka Sfotware Company mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??
Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal Tech Mahindra me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai…
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Tech Mahindra mein hi hai.. Read more…
Orkut Testimonials
._______________* Joy
_______________** Love
______________**** Hope
_____________****** Faith
____________******** Peace
___________********** Health
__________************ Sucess
_________************** Friendship
________**************** Prosperity
_______******************_______
_______________|__|______________
_______________|__|______________
_______________|__|______________ this sweet words for a sweet friend
+++++++++(¨`•.•´¨) (¨`•.•´¨)++++++++++
++++++++++`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)..•´+++++++++++
+++++++++++++`•.¸.•´++++++++++++
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die
+++++++++(¨`•.•´¨) (¨`•.•´¨)++++++++++
++++++++++`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)..•´+++++++++++
+++++++++++++`•.¸.•´++++++++++++
+++++++++(¨`•.•´¨) (¨`•.•´¨)++++++++++
++++++++++`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)..•´+++++++++++
+++++++++++++`•.¸.•´++++++++++++ Read more…
Romantic Shayari/SMS
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,
jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle… Read more…
Shayari (Tum Meri Kya ho)
Aaj punchhta hoon tumse
Tum meri kya ho
Dil mein mere rahtee ho
Mujhse aksar kehtee ho
Main naa hoon to kyaa ho..? Read more…