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HIV Facts
HIV can never survive in any other liquid* medium also other than blood or semen (& please for God sake … never in Pani Puri wala pani)
Even if one drinks an HIV infected blood (or semen) of someone (ingest through Gastro Intestinal track), the virus can not survive in the acidic pH of stomach*. Highest extent of acidity is 0 (practically not possible) so imagine 1 as pH which is in our stomach. (This pH can burn your own finger in less than a second if you dip in that acid). Read more…
Munna Bhai & Circuit (Jokes)
PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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CIRCUIT
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU
Nehin.
CIRCUIT
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
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SMS (Miss You)
Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.
Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge,
Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer.
Read more…
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.
Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge,
Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer.
Read more…
UEFA EURO 2008 (Tournament Schedule)
UEFA EURO 2008 - Group D - 14 June 2008
Greece 20:45 Russia
Sweden 18:00 Spain
UEFA EURO 2008 - Group A - 15 June 2008
Switzerland 20:45 Portugal
Turkey 20:45 Czech Republic
UEFA EURO 2008 - Group B - 16 June 2008
Austria 20:45 Germany
Poland 20:45 Croatia
UEFA EURO 2008 - Group C - 17 June 2008
Netherlands 20:45 Romania
France 20:45 Italy
UEFA EURO 2008 - Group D - 18 June 2008
Greece 20:45 Spain
Russia 20:45 Sweden
